I'm only now getting to Thursday's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, because I've needed time to process it. That's the excuse I'm going with, because the real one would probably make you vomit this early in the morning (it involves my hand and my penis). Anyway, here are some shots of Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr and other models whose names you've never heard and you most likely don't want to learn. Seriously, is there any reason to? Not just for these models, but for every girl. "You there, the one in red with nice ta-tas," is really always enough.