I used to think soccer was a pussy sport. I mean, kicking a ball up and down a field? I used to do that crap when I was a kid when I got angry. It's not as a real test of manhood like Football or Baseball or Victory - that's a game I made up where a bunch of dudes punch each other until only one is left standing and he yells, "VICTORY!" It's pretty awesome. Still, this new Allure Magazine interview with Victoria Beckham might make me change my mind on the whole soccer thing...

When Allure asked Beckham, 35, if she preferred sleep over sex, she opted for the latter.

"I'm getting into bed with David Beckham every night, so, you know, there'd be something wrong if I said, 'sleep.'"

She isn't the only lucky one.

"I tend to wear nothing [to bed]," she tells the December issue of Allure. "But David bought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur, his favorite store."

So, soccer you say? I think I can do that. Hey ladies, I can kick a black and white ball into a net. Who wants to sleep with me? No one? Damn, it must be an English thing. Stupid England, they get all the easy chicks.