Katy Perry is usually known for pushing the realm of fashion and flaunting her huge boobs. I take the former because of the later and deal with it. However, this new turn of events is just unaccepitble.

(Katy) usually sports red-hot lipstick, heavy blush and eyeliner, pinup-style curls, and outlandish get-ups (Technicolor jumpers, lingerie, hot pants) only a pop star could get away with.

But on Monday night, Katy Perry was just another girl out on the town. In a sweater dress and extremely simple makeup, the 25-year old singer had dinner with girlfriends at West Hollywood’s Philippe restaurant; barely recognizable, (she) blended right in. (Us Magazine)

A pop-star blending in? Unthinkable! What will happen next? Actresses won't beg for attention? Athletes won't throw around cash? Your mom won't be a ho? My god, what am I going to do what my life!? I'm ruined! RUINED! ... *deep breaths* Ok, Alex, calm down. Everything is going to be all right. You know that will never happen - your mom will always be a ho. Always.