Twilight fever is hitting girls so hard that all I have to do is walk into a bar and say, "I'm on team Jacob," and a chick will sleep with me - no questions asked. I don't know, nor do I care, who Jacob is, but that bastard is awesome.

Still, it's not for everyone - Like, Miley Cyrus, who is not into it at all... Really? Wow. That's surprising. She's usually all over dumb things.

Miley Cyrus may be a teen, but she isn't being swept up in the craze over "The Twilight Saga."

In an interview with Nikolina from Canton, Ohio's Q92 earlier this week, the pop sensation said she isn't on Team Edward or Team Jacob.

"I've never seen it and nor will I ever," she said.

When asked why, Miley said she couldn't get behind the franchise.

"I don't believe in it," she said. "I don't like vampires," she continued. "I don't like any of the stuff. I don't like the wolf that pops out on the screen when I'm watching my TV at night. I don't like it. I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts, I don't like anything about it."

The shirts? You don't like the shirts? What the hell are the shirts? Anyway, moving on...

Miley said that despite the fanaticism surrounding the franchise, she can't sink her teeth into the series.

"People get... really into it," she said. "People always fall in love with the characters... It makes me kind of like, I don't know. I'm not into it."

Careful Miley, stupid teens with too much money to spend on nothing are your bread and butter. If you piss them off, then no one's going to watch your terrible show or buy your terrible records. All it will take now is one comment about The Jonas Brothers being giant fairies and your career is through... By the way, the Jonas Brothers are giant fairies. Just to set the record straight.