I. DON'T. UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S. GOING. ON! How is it that two weeks ago, Britney Spears' boobs looked like misshaped Plato with a jellybean in the center, and now they make me go, "waaaaaaaaaaah????!" That's a good thing, by the way. Well, good and confusing. These may be the most magical boobs in the world. If these were your girlfriend's boobs, they'd be perfect. When you don't want guys to look, they become like pancakes with too much batter. But when you get them home - hello! Britney, baby, don't ever change...or, keep changing in this strange but wonderful way.