Yeah, that title pun was lame , but I couldn't think of anything better due to the pics below. They're of Aubrey O'Day in the new Maxim and they got my brain all fuzzy-like. I'm not even sure what I'm typing anymore. I'm basically on auto-pilot at this point. All my subconscious secrets are bubbling to the surface and coming out here. I think dolphins are sexy. Clowns make me wet myself. I once hit a cat and kept on driving. I call homeless people, "cats." Tell your mom to stop calling me - Ok, that one was me in control again. Seriously, she's really bugging me. I know she needs hot lovin', but your mom is going to have to look elsewhere from now on. Now, what the hell did I type above?