Katy Perry pulled a "Madonna" at the MTV EMA's and donned exactly one million costumes. While some were weird to the point of being sexy (or vice versa), the one that's sticking out to everyone is the lingerie with boyfriend Russell Brand's name on the ass. That's an impressive way to mark your chick, Russ, I'm impressed. It's a hell of a lot classier than the way I do it: Take a marker and write "Alex Was Here" on inappropriate places on their body when they're asleep. It's always a fun surprise for them in the morning ... Man, I've had the cops called on me so many times.