Here we see the elusive Mariah out in nature for the first time. No longer is she surrounded by her golden lifestyle of recording studios, movie sets and husbands no-one-cares about. See how her feet are permanently damaged from high heels. We wonder what this horrible combination of booty-shorts and Borat's one-piece bathing suit is used for. Clearly not fashion or style. Is it a defensive mechanism, some way of warning off predators and people with taste? Let us continue to watch her to find out...