Yesterday I had a neat little story about someone punching Kim Kardashian and her brother in the face. It pretty much made my day, even though Kim wined through the entire thing about her brother's opponent being a huge professional fighter. Turns out, that's not so true...

Following the Kardashian Charity Knock Out event in Los Angeles on Tuesday night, Rob Kardashian was left with what sister Kim called a "concussion" after stepping into the ring with trained fighter James Taylor, 33, who took on the reality star for charity.

And while James -- a single father of two who works as an account executive for an insurance and risk management firm -- defeated Rob with a left-hand shot for a first round victory at the event, James told AccessHollywood.com that he's the one being forced to fend off cheap shots from people crying "foul" over the match.

"Boxing is a passion of mine. I train in a boxing gym but I'm definitely not a pro," James told AccessHollywood.com after online reports suggested Rob stepped into the ring against a professional fighter.

Following the event, Kim posted a message on her personal Web site calling out James for being not only a trained fighter, but being bigger than her brother.<

"[He was] 35 lbs heavier than Rob and was a trained fighter! He was overheard saying that he just wanted to be on TV!!" Kim blogged.

And while James admits he has a slight weight advantage over Rob, he said the "Keeping Up With the Kardashian" production company - who screened James before the fight -- didn't seem to mind.

"Yea, I'm physically bigger than him, but they knew and didn't have a problem with it," he said. "At the time of the official weigh-in, I was 213 and Rob was 194. That's about 19 pounds - not 35."

James also defended himself against Kim's claims calling him a "down and dirty" fighter who hit her brother in the face after his head gear fell off.

"They're saying his face guard fell off and I kept hitting him. But I never threw a punch with his face mask off," James told Access. "I didn't come barging out in attack mode. They're making me sound like an animal. He came out and closed the distance on me. We were throwing shots and I landed a left that took him out. That was it."

My favorite part of this story is that Rob is nowhere to be found - he's off in the corner somewhere tending to his wounds and healing his vagina. It's his sister who's fighting this battle. Well, you know what you've got to do now, James. Go to Kim's house and punch her out too - and for the love of God, don't sleep with her first, no matter how much she begs for it. It ruins all the drama.