If I have a trial for the many, many felonies I've committed in my life (jaywalking, movie pirating, building a meth lab, manslaughter of a nun, manslaughter of two nuns, littering), I hope I have the world's most wonderful, caring, thoughtful humanitarians speak on my behalf. Jon Gosselin wanted that as well - too bad he's getting screwed.

Hailey Glassman and Michael Lohan are expected to be subpoenaed by TLC in a lawsuit the network has filed against Jon Gosselin, People reported.

Maryland's Circuit Court of Montgomery County granted motions for TLC's lawyers to depose Hailey, Michael, Jon's lawyer Mark Heller, his manager Michael Heller, bodyguard Thomas Meinelt and talent agent Matthew Kirschner, according to court documents obtained by the mag -- making Heller unable to represent Jon in court.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, TLC announced it was filing suit against Jon last month over breach of contract.

The lawsuit, filed in Maryland, alleges that Gosselin hasn't met the obligations of his contract as an exclusive employee, has appeared on other programs for pay and made unauthorized disclosures about the show.

In a statement to Access Hollywood, Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Jay Heller, previously responded to the allegations, calling the suit a "baseless action."

Heller further called Jon's contract with the network "against Public Policy" and "grossly overreaching and restrictive."

I know what you mean Jon. You had a job where a studio paid you to raise your multiple kids that you chose to have, donated all the baby supplies, food and even your home and all you had to do was be yourself. How could TLC do that to you! Grossly overreaching indeed.