In a new interview with Elle UK, Kate Hudson said she has men all figured out: all we want is sex and food. I'd disagree with her, but, you know, it's hard to do when I'm eating, naked and sexing.

When it comes to men, Kate Hudson's got it all figured out. The actress who's been dating New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez for nearly six months breaks it down.

"I love boys," says the star, whose pre-Rodriguez loves include Owen Wilson, Dax Shepard, Lance Armstong and ex-husband Chris Robinson.

But boys, she quips, are "so easy to figure out." Paraphrasing celebrity shrink Dr. Laura Schlesinger, she says, "What did Dr. Laura say? Something like, 'All men want is sex and for you to make them a sandwich.' I thought that was really funny -- and not entirely untrue."

She elaborates: "If you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation, and food."

I'm sorry, what did she say? I was distracted by, well, um, uh...what was I saying? I saw a sandwich and it made me think of masturbating and, uh, were you saying something? I think you were saying something.