In what we knew what coming, but so little of us cared about, Jon Gosselin and his 22-year-old rebound whore are broken up...sort of.

Monday, Jon, 32, thanked the 22-year-old former party girl for helping him reform his ways. "Going home to see my kids,-excited, but i'll miss Hailey," he Twittered. "She has made me realize I need to be an honest person/father for my kids."

The two made headlines over the weekend, each issuing statements about their relationship.

Glassman first told The Insider that Gosselin emotionally abused her (she referred to his outbursts as "mantrums").

Speaking at a New York City synagogue Sunday night, Jon apologized again to Glassman - and his estranged wife Kate - claming that he was planning to reconnect with his "deeper, more spiritual, more altruistic self" by studying with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

He also reiterated that he and Glassman weren't splitting, but were going to "slow things down." He said he doesn't want to make "the same mistakes with Hailey [Glassman] that I did with Kate."

Hailey took to her Twitter page Monday to set the record straight about her relationship status with Jon Gosselin.

"Yes, I am semi-single, but definitely NOT YET ready to mingle," she wrote. "I need some Hailey time and regroup myself and my life."

For the record, "Hailey time" involves getting wasted on tequila, running half-naked to a bar and trying to break her own record of, "Douches blown in a night." If that doesn't regroup her life to the way she wants, then nothing will.