Jon Gosselin broke up with his wife because she was a bitch. Now he broke up with his girlfriend because, wait for it, a Rabbi told him too. But not just any Rabbi - Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, Rabbi to the stars... This story just keeps getting better and better.

"I have advised him to end it with Hailey," Shmuley tells the Post. "It is unacceptable to be in a relationship when he is still married and has to take care of kids who are hurting. It is not a healthy relationship."

The paper states that Gosselin, 32, will proclaim his severed ties with Glassman, 22, during a speech at the West Side Synagogue at 7pm Sunday. "Jon will either be remembered as a man who cheats on his wife and is intoxicated by fame, or a man who has fought to redeem himself," Shmuley says.

But who's tossing whom? A source told Usmagazine.com Friday that Glassman "told me it was gonna be over," the day of her interview with The Insider. On the show, Glassman complained of Gosselin's "mantrums" and of being "emotionally abused." "She was just waiting to let him go," the source added to Us. (Us Magazine)

Oh for the love it all. Jon, if she dumped you, take it like a man. Don't bring the Jewish people into this - haven't they suffered enough already? Seriously man, they don't need your crap too.