Mel Gibson had a baby over the weekend: his eighth kid. There are now eight children out there being taught the thoughts and feelings of Mel Gibson. Eight more chances for us to get Passion of the Christ 2: Christ Harder. Isn't that a wonderful thought?

The actor has reportedly welcomed a baby daughter, his first child with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, the site reported.

The baby reportedly arrived a few weeks early from the Russian singer's December due date.

Mel has seven children with his estranged wife, Robyn, who filed for divorce in April.

Mel stepped out publicly with Oksana shortly thereafter.

He confirmed her pregnancy on "The Tonight Show" in May, explaining to then-host Jay Leno that he and Robyn had been separated for "three years."

"I guess I'm Octo-Mel," he joked at the time.

While RadarOnline reported Mel and Oksana as engaged, the singer said during an appearance on Britain's "GMTV" in September that the couple had no plans to walk down the aisle.

"We have no plans whatsoever. I haven't thought about it - we haven't spoken about it," she said at the time.

Babies out of wedlock? Sex before marriage? I don't think Jesus would like that Mel. For punishment: say 10 "Hail Marrys," 10 "Our Fathers," and publicly insult the Jews. Really make sure to drive home that they're responsible for all the world's wars. Oh, you've already done that? Just the first two then.