Look, I'm all for being afraid on Halloween, but this is pushing it. No one said anything about being so terrified that my eyes bug-out. Seriously, I look like Steve Buscemi here!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have dressed as Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween.

"Halloween is supposed to be about scary costumes. What's scarier than Speidi Plus Eight?" Pratt, 26, tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. "Any reality stars who can get themselves 55 magazine covers will always have our respect!"

The costume will get Speidi some good press - even if most people are fed up with the Gosselins right now.

Pratt recently told the New York Post there's no such thing as bad press.

"That word should never have even been created," he said. "Remember when you were a kid and you'd make up words? "Bad press" is equivalent to a made up word. Look at Angelina Jolie. She can make out with her brother, have blood around her neck, talk graphic sex with her old boyfriend on the red carpet, steal America's Sweethearts's husband and get him to have babies with her. Then she turns around and is the face of UNICEF and a UN ambassador -- and Speidi is the bad couple? Come on! I didn't break up a marriage -- how are we the villains in Hollywood. Give me a break."

I have to go change my pants. I literally just peed myself I was so scared. Speidi, I'm sending you my dry cleaning bill.