Actress Amber Heard is in the upcoming issue of FHM to promote her new movie The Stepfather. I'm just going to skip the setup about a lecherous old man, a three-way with Amber and her mom and a terrible horror movie and get right to the punchline so you have more time to enjoy these photos. Ready, here we go: "So if that doesn't do it for you, oh Daddy, do we have a problem." There, everyone good. Enjoy the photos.