Carrie Underwood says that she'll never be on Twitter because, wait for it, it's too personal. Yeah, the girl who willingly whored herself out for American Idol and blogs everyday knows a lot about having a private life.

Kelly Clarkson, David Cook, Kris Allen, Jordin Sparks and every other winner of "American Idol" is on Twitter, except for one - Carrie Underwood.

"It just sounds like organized stalking to me," Carrie told country music Web site The Boot of Tweeting. "I talk to my fan club members and I blog, and they know what's going on."

Carrie has very good reasons for not joining the social networking service - she wants a personal life.

"As far as Twitter, I'll be in a restaurant and I'll get home and somebody tweeted and they talked about what I ordered and what I was wearing," she said. "In some cases, that could be dangerous, because you don't want everybody to know where you are every second of every day. It's a wee bit of an invasion of privacy."

Dear God, I'm sick about celebrities whining about their fans wanting too much out of them. If they didn't want the attention, they shouldn't have gotten famous - that's just the way the world works. Carrie, you knew what you were getting into when you went on American Idol, and I now have the right to Photoshop you next to me in every picture and pretend that you're my girlfriend. Creepy, sure, but well within my rights as an insane American Idol fan. Get over yourself, bitch.