What do you get for the star who has everything? A lot of really weird crap, I guess. TheDailyBeast.com found wedding registries for a bunch of celebrities and they're all insane. The best is Kendra Wilkerson, who wanted a digital deep fryer - because nothing says, "I'm married now," like clogging your arteries by turning a pencil into deep fried jerky.

What does Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka want for her marriage to fellow Manhattan real-estate heir Jared Kushner (their big day is this Sunday Oct. 15)? A scalloped footed bowl in sterling silver for $1,350, a $290 silver vegetable spoon and a $29.95 Veggie Chop.

By contrast, when Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett tied the knot in June, their registry included a digital deep fryer ($59.99, on sale), a Blueair 5550E AIr Purifier ($700) and a towel.

TheDailyBeast.com has unearthed the wedding registries of ten of this year's engaged or recently married star couples -- who asked for everything from gold dinnerware to an old-fashioned guacamole maker.

Mad Men's Christina Hendricks and actor Geoffrey Arend, who got hitched Oct. 11, asked for a $269.95 Shun Bob Kramer Wide Chef's Knife and a seven-piece bar tool set for $49.95. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (whose happy day was July 11), opted for a $755 piece of Titan Luggage, a $399.95 juice extractor, and a Faberge Gold 5-Piece Place Set for $700.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (the registry from their April 25 nuptials still has many unfilled requests, the DailyBeast notes) wanted a $79.95 Kissing Salt and Pepper shaker, a $9.99 Barbara Barry Dream Washcloth, and a $79.99 waffle maker.

Jaime Pressley and Simran Singh (September 26) kept it traditional with a Macy's registry that included a Martha Stewart Salad Chiller for $12.99.

Hipsters Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard (married last month) asked for a Molcajete (the stone contraption traditionally used to make guacamole) for $49.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy's top secret wedding in France in September asked guests for items from Michael C. Fina, including a $65 Malmaison Water Goblet.

Dude, I want a water goblet. I don't even know what it is, but it sounds la-de-da fancy. I guess if you marry a dude named Hugh Dancy, that's what you get... along with a gay husband, of course.