Britney Spears was in Mexico Sunday with her agent/possible fiancée/dude who's into crazy chicks Jason Trawick. It's nice to see her out and about, and with that body, it's real nice to see her in bathing suits, but why black, Britney? You look so sad on the beach - It's like you're going to Don Ho's funeral... Is that joke funny? Does anyone know who Don Ho is anymore? I was trying to come up with someone else who basically lives at the beach, but I couldn't do it. Oh, the cast of The Hills! It's like you're going to their funeral, Britney, but if that's the case, black would not be appropriate - instead, you'd go with festive colors and play really loud celebration music all night long.