If I was forced to pick which over-breeding douchebag I hate more, Jon Gosselin or Nadya "Octomom" Suelman, I would have a really hard time deciding. It'd be like asking if I would prefer being set on fire or clubbed to death like a baby seal - Why don't you get back to me on that one? But, if Octomom had her way, I wouldn't have to choose at all - I could hate them both at once...together.

If things go sour with girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin has at least one other admirer: Nadya Suleman.

"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," the single mother of fourteen quipped to Radaronline.com. "I think he's hot...he looks cute in purple!"

But Suleman, 33, doesn't crush on Gosselin at the expense of his estranged wife, Kate "I feel for her. I wish everyone would leave her alone," she says, admitting she's never seen a full episode of their on-hiatus TLC show. "I'm sure she trusts herself and trusts that she's strong enough to handle it."

Dating advice? "I don't think any single mother of any amount of kids should start dating," she quipped.

Ok, so, "Yes" to having a crush but "No" to dating? Where the hell does that leave you, Nadya? I mean, under that logic, all you'd do is hang out with men and bang them 24/7... Ah, I'm beginning to see how you got to where you are.