Normally, I ignore when stars talk about their past, since it's usually, "What I learned from X" crap. I don't care that you were a drug addict and now you've found Jesus, call me when you're back on smack. However, John Stamos just opened up about the hilarious Australian TV interview from two years ago, and admitted, yes, he was plastered.

"When I went on that morning show, I was drunk," the star told The Advocate of his 2007 appearance on the Australian talk show "Mornings With Kerri-Anne," in which he insulted a Daily Telegraph reporter. "Yes, I was on sleeping pills and I was jet-lagged, but I was also just plastered. And I never said I wasn't, but that whole Warner Bros. publicity machine got involved and said, 'Just say he was jet-lagged.' I said, 'No, tell 'em the truth! I was f***ing drunk in Australia. Big deal.'"

Big deal indeed! I mean, why take any sort of publicity for your failing career seriously? It's not like doing something like that would make you a nobody now...oh, wait. Sorry Uncle Jesse.