According to TV Guide, when January Jones was dating Ashton Kutcher... Woah, hold up. The Mad Men star dated Ashton Kutcher? TV Guide just threw that fact out there like it's something everyone knows. Not true TV Guide, you get a jeer from me.

On-screen, Mad Men's January Jones has had to endure husband Don Draper's indiscretions. Off-screen, she had to contend with ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher.

"[He] was not supportive of my acting," the 31-year-old actress told GQ. "He was like, 'I don't think you're going to be good at this.'"

The Golden Globe-nominated actress dated Kutcher when she first moved to Los Angeles in hopes of transitioning from modeling to acting.

Despite Kutcher's criticism, Jones credits him for helping her career. "He only has nice things to say now — if anything, I should thank him," Jones told the magazine. "Because the minute you tell me I can't do something, that's when I'm most motivated." (TV Guide)

Is that so? Hmmmmmmmmm, well then, Ms. Jones, how about (insert line about forbidding her from sleeping with me) and we'll call it a night. See if you can resist that one.

Ps. Here are some shots of January in the new GQ. Ashton, please take off your shoe and raise your leg - this is the part where you kick yourself repeatedly.