I'm not sure what the world is coming to when Kanye West doesn't take any opportunity to promote himself and his genius, but that's what happened last weekend when he ditched the BET Hip-Hop Awards.

After stealing Taylor Swift's thunder at the MTV Video Music Awards, the rapper bailed on the Fourth Annual BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday evening, giving up his nine chances to stage yet another remix-worthy acceptance-speech-crashing moment. (E! News)

Kanye won nine awards and still didn't go? Ok, what happened to Kanye? Do we need to immediately put out a search team? I've got my emergency Kanye-finding kit right here - it's got flashlights, walkie-talkies, pre-made remix samples, bullets, fish sticks, white women and a glowing review of his last album. We'll locate him in less than five minutes.