Oh you poor poor bastard. Kate Hudson posed with her son Ryder Robinson for a photo-shoot in New York City and basically confirmed her status as "Ultimate MILF." I really don't think she thought this one through. I mean, when Ryder (who has already been cursed with the dumbest name I've heard in a while) gets a little older, he's going to have this conversation with every single idiot who comes to his house:

Man: Dude, your mom is hot.
Ryder: Shut up.
Man: No seriously, I'd bang her.
Ryder: Shut up.
Man: No seriously, seriously, did you see these photos of her?
Ryder: Yes, I'm in them. Shut up.
Man: I'm going to go bang your mom, ok? I'll talk to you later.
Ryder: ... fine. Give me a call when you're done. We'll hang out.

Good job Kate Hudson - you clearly make excellent life choices for your kid.