Lindsay Lohan became creative director of famed clothing company Ungaro a while ago and debuted her first line of clothing over the weekend. Now, normally a sentence like that would never find it's way onto this blog - and if, somehow, by accident, it did, it would most likely spontaneously combust after being unable to live in these harsh, manly conditions. Still, it's here for one reason - the clothing line sucked and I get another excuse to make fun of Lindsey Lohan, and I will take any excuse to make fun of Lindsay Lohan - no matter the topic.

Fashion site Women's Wear Daily panned the line's Spring/Summer 2010 presentation at Paris Fashion Week on Sunday, a collection comprised mainly of skimpy dresses, plunging necklines and an emphasis on the color pink.

"The collection displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver," the site said, criticizing Lindsay's "nonskilled" influence on the line's designer, Estrella Archs. "Being a young, pretty, controversial woman who looks good in clothes and photo ops just isn't enough." (Us Magazine)

Actually, Lindsey knew that, but she felt she'd be safe being an ugly, boring girl who doesn't look good in or out of clothes. Apparently that's just not enough to get by these days. Shame.