It's pretty much written that if you're a girl wanting to be on a reality TV show, you've got to be a ho, and if you're a guy wanting to be on a reality TV show, you have to punch someone at least three times a season. That's just science. Unfortunately for Lauren Conrad's ex0boyfriend Jason Wahler, the cameras weren't rolling when he got into his recent fight, and now he's in a Washington state jail without any footage to show for it.

"Yes, he's in our facility," an official at the Yakima County Jail -- located about 150 miles outside of Seattle -- tells Us.

RadarOnline.com first reported that Wahler, 22, was booked on charges of assault and minor drinking in Seattle on Sept. 25. He was transferred to Yakima County Jail four days later.

"He will serve 120 days in jail but could get out after 80 days for good behavior," an official told RadarOnline.com.

This isn't the first time Wahler has gotten in trouble with the law. In 2008, a judge ordered him to rehab after he punched a tow truck driver in the face and used racial slurs him.

He spent 18 days in jail in 2007 after getting arrested on charges of assault for fighting in the lobby of a Seattle Marriott hotel.

That same year, he was picked up by police twice: once in Greenville, N.C. in 2007 for underage drinking and resisting arrest, and another time in NYC for resisting arrest and bribery.

Conrad famously refused an internship in Paris because she wanted to stay close to Wahler while they were dating.

The two also reportedly filmed a sex tape together, rumors of which were leaked by Spencer Pratt -- ending the friendship between Conrad and Heidi Montag. Conrad denies the sex tape exists.

Holy hell, doesn't MTV do any type of background check before putting someone on TV? Oh, they do, and goes something like this: "Well, he's been arrested 12 times, he carries a loaded shotgun and a six-pack of beer with him wherever he goes, if a woman speaks to him he punches her in the face and he's proud card-carrying member of the KKK. Wow...let's book him before FOX can get their hands on him. Gentlemen, we have a star."