While I'm processing all the stunningly exciting things that happened at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards yesterday, I'll give you these pre-show pictures of Olivia Wilde. I used to think that award shows were narcissistic pointless pieces of dumb that rewarded people who already get patted on the back everyday of their lives, but these photos have changed my mind. I now believe there should be more award shows, one every day of the year, to get Olivia Wilde in more of these outfits. In fact, I'm holding one tomorrow that's specifically set up to honor you, Ms. Wilde. It's in my bedroom and done completely in the dark, so, uh, we can appreciate your acting talents in the rawest way possible (nice save). Seriously, you should come, it's going to be awesome and not at all a pathetic-begging-for-sex-by-you-from-me. Also there will be hor'dourves.