I grew up in Massachusetts and lived all over New England. Every state I went to believed it was the best in the country and fought with the others. Still, there was actually one thing they all agreed on - which one is the worst. The answer? New freakin' Jersey. It's a leach state where people go to die, either at the hands of mobsters or just from exposure to the chemicals saturating the air making everything look brown. Jennifer Aniston said basically that on Chelsea Lately last week, and now a Real Housewife from the Landfill State is not happy.

"What is with that smell?" wondered Aniston, who filmed The Bounty with Gerard Butler in Atlantic City for a few weeks this summer. "You know when you drive from Manhattan, and there's that one area?"

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has a challenge for Aniston, 40: "Why don't you see more of New Jersey before you say it smells?"

"I would love to hang out with her. I hear she is really fabulous -- but she really shouldn't say that," Staub continues to Us. "If you land in Newark and leave out of Newark, yeah, you will think NJ smells. But you can't judge it by one part. If it was so bad, I wouldn't be living here for 22 years.

Staub, who resides in a $1.5-million home in Wayne, New Jersey -- in what she calls "the good-smelling part" -- has an offer for Aniston.

"I will personalize a tour and take her to a fabulous lunch on me afterwards. All homemade Italian food, and a tour of all the wonderfully smelling places in New Jersey before I take you to a luncheon, my treat," she says.

I would love to see what Danielle includes in her tour of "the wonderfully smelling places in New Jersey." She does realizes that, to other people, garbage heaps don't actually smell great, right?