I took a lot of crap for calling Khloe the fat Kardashian way back in this post. I'm still standing by that fact though, and now it seems her famous sister is with me. Kim told E! News that Kourtney, the pregnant one, is just wearing Khloe's clothing instead of buying maternity-wear. Why? Because she's huge. This makes me once again sing my top 10 hit, "Fat, fat, fatty-fat, fat, fat-fat, fatty-fat, fat."
"She's huge. She is huuuuge!" little sister Kim told me earlier this morning, while backstage at the Badgley Mischka spring fashion show in Bryant Park. "I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes."Are you kidding me? This is just sisters being bitches to each other. Have you ever had to live with girls? They will do anything to humiliate one-another. Pregnant Kourtney wearing Khloe's clothing is just a subtle way of calling her sister a tubbo. Now, Kourtney, if you'd care to join me for the first verse of the song: "Oooooooooh, you're a fatty, yes you are, you can't even fit into our giant car. You're a fatty, it's true, it's true, I know whales who weigh less than you. Fat, fat, fatty-fat, fat, fat-fat, fatty-fat, fat..." It goes on like that."Khloé is going to kill me for saying that, but it's really because Khloé is so much taller," Kim said. "Kourtney will take Khloé's top and wear it as a dress...She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her." (E! News)
