You know what really makes me feel like a man brimming with testosterone just waiting to punch someone out? Being at fashion week in New York. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH! Apparently Bruce Willis feels the same way, as he almost killed a female fan for tapping him on the shoulder.

Hanging out with sexy new wife Ema Heming, Bruce was headed to see the Erin Wasson show and passing time by having a few drinks in the lounge. He was in a corner by the bar when several women noticed him.

A few of the women snapped photos with their camera phones and Bruce was gracious, smiling for some of the shots.

Then one fan got too close and poked the action star in the shoulder, as a way of greeting him. Bruce was furious at the stranger.

He was visibly angry, leaned in very close to her and put his finger right in her face. He then said, "Don't you EVER touch me, understand?" The (former) fan appeared shocked and frightened. Bruce then told his posse and said, "I need to leave." And with that, slipped into the backstage area of the show.

Man, dick move Bruce Willis. Just for that, the next time I see you I'm walking right up and get your attention with my hands. And not in some easy-going tap-on-the-shoulder greeting, oh no, I'm going to sucker punch you in the gut. *BAM!* That's how Houdini died you know. It's a pussy move, sure, but when done to a guy who likes to scream at women during fashion week, I think you'll approve.