Do you remember Whitney Houston and former husband Bobby Brown's reality show? I do, it was amazing - basically just two people whacked out on crack yelling at each other every week. Ah, it reminded me of every family dinner with my wife. My kid still screams every time I ask for salt. Tragically though, we seemed to have missed the best stuff. Like Bobby brown painting eyes everywhere in their house. And not just regular eyes - EVIL EYES!

Houston, 46, making a music comeback after seven years, told chat show host Oprah Winfrey in the interview broadcast on Monday that that her and Brown's drug-of-choice was marijuana mixed with cocaine. The pair divorced in April 2007 after a 15-year marriage.

Houston said that during the couple's narcotics-filled days, Brown would break glass objects in their home, and at one point he began painting eyes in their bedroom.

"Evil eyes that were looking at every point in the room," Houston said. She added that Brown, a singer who had a hit with the song "My Perogative," would paint on rugs, walls and closet doors, and that he used spray-paint.

"I'm looking at it and going, 'Lord, what's really going on here?'" Houston told Winfrey. "Because I was getting scared, because I felt something was going to blow, something was going to give."

Houston told Winfrey her addiction got so bad that her mother, soul singer Cissy Houston, turned up at her home one day with a court injunction and enlisted the help of police to force her into rehab.

"She said, 'I'm not losing you to the world. I'm not losing you to Satan. ... I want my daughter back,' " Houston recalled. "She said, 'Either you do it my way or we'll go on TV and (say) you're gonna retire."

I think Whitney should have taken the second option and retired. Then she could have spent all her time alone in her house with those eyes, because there's nothing paranoid psychotics high on crack and pot love more than being watched. Man, that would have been the best second season of her show ever. You could have just installed a camera in every room and watch the magic happen. And by magic, I mean murder-suicide.