Megan Fox swear there will never be a sex tape of her, because she'll never make one. Of course, Megan Fox fails to underestimate the sketchiness of dudes with hidden cameras, especially dudes who are getting the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity of banging Megan Fox. That sketchiness knows no bounds.

"Ugh, never!" the Jennifer's Body star, 23, tells MTV News. "That's the last thing I want to see what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

She won't doff her duds for a flick, either.

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she says. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't." (Us Magazine)

Of course, what also lives forever on the Internet are my doctored photos of Megan Fox's head on naked pornstar bodies. Ah technology, you can be a pervert and not even leave your home, it's fantastic.