Man, since Kourtney Kardashian admitted she got accidentally knocked up, it's like she's not even trying to be hot anymore. I mean, she's no Kim, but if you like tiny Armenian girls, you could be into her. This weekend though, she wore horizontal black and white stripes to a Miami beach, and already looked like she was bloated with child. Kourtney, I wouldn't wear that outfit to the beach again. Someone might think you're a beached whale and try to put you out of your misery with dynamite. That'd be a shame too...there are plenty of other better uses for dynamite.