Remember when Kim Kardashian's sex tape came out and she was all, "Oh, I'm so embarrassed. That's not like me at all." Kim Kardashian is a freakin' liar. Here is a new photo she twittered of her in underwear at a Quick Trim photo shoot. I'm not sure why I'm still fascinated when she does things like this. I mean, everyone and their mother has seen her naked, underwear shots should be G-rated boring kids-stuff. But then, every time she wants people to look at her, I go and help her out. What is it about her that's so fascinating? Hmmmmm, let me just place my head down on that giant rack while I think about it.

Ps. Kim's holding a contest where the grand prize is spending a whole day with her. So if you've ever needed a reason to kill yourself, here's your opportunity.