Apparently it's Hitler-comparison week here at Celebrity Milkshake, so all in all, a pretty good week. Megan Fox was talking to Britan's Wonderland Magazine, where she compared Michael Bay, her former Transformers director, to the famous dictator. Those words do kind of sound the same, so I guess I could see why Megan might get them mixed up. I know I'm always trying to worship Satan but it often comes out as a letter to Santa.

"God, I really wish I could go loose on this one," Fox said when asked about her most and least favorite parts when it comes to working with the action flick director. "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation."

And Megan's comparisons don't stop with just the 19th century dictator.

"He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he's not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he's so awkward, so hopelessly awkward," Megan continued. "He has no social skills at all. And it's endearing to watch him. He's vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he's a tyrant."(Access Hollywood)

Jeez Megan, don't you know anything? All of the world's evilest men were actually socially-awkward misfits. You keep pushing Bay's buttons like this and he may actually go on a real killing rampage. It'd be impossible to stop him too, because he'd be all blowing up The White House and, when the secret service came to stop him, he'd go, "No, no, I'm just making a movie. See." Then he'd shoot them both in the head and ask his invisible camera man if that was caught on tape. He'd be unstoppable!