Spencer and Heidi are in The Bahamas and so a slew of posed bikini and topless-douchebag photos have started hitting the Web. *Sigh* I guess it's not their fault by acting out for attention. I mean, you wouldn't blame a child for doing the same thing, you'd blame the parents for letting him. That is, unless you're me. I always blame the child and then punish him - especially if he's someone else's. Now, where's a rolled up newspaper I can smack Spencer and Heidi with? See, that's how I punish the children, I hit them with newspapers. That's why I'm so sad to hear everyone talk about the death of print journalism and how everything is moving to online. It's just not as funny to beat up a kid using a computer.