Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for smack smack smacking around his former girlfriend Rihanna. He got five years' probation, six months' community labor and was ordered to stay away from the girl for the next five years - that's probably a good thing since apparently this isn't the first time he played connect the dots using his fists and Rihanna's face instead of any kind of dots.

According to a probation officer's report filed with the court for Brown's sentencing, the incidents "related to domestic violence."

The first incident allegedly occurred in Europe three months earlier when Brown and Rihanna were in a "verbal dispute." She slapped him, and Brown responded by shoving her into a wall, the report stated.

Just three weeks before his February arrest for beating and threatening his ex-girlfriend after the Grammy Awards, the former couple was in Rihanna's native Barbados. While driving, they had an argument. According to the report, Brown got out and broke both the driver's and front passenger side windows. No one was injured, and the incident was not reported to authorities. (AP)

Holy crap, I hope that community labor happens in the most relaxing place ever. Otherwise, he'll be doing something like picking up garbage on the side of the road, accidentally stub his toe and pull out his 9mm and begin shooting at every car on the freeway. Don't worry, he'll later make up for it by apologizing in a Youtube video.