Lady GaGa travels in style - that is, if your sense of style is one of a deranged Twilight junkie-idiot. She flew into Heathrow Airport yesterday wearing a thong, leather jacket and vampire teeth. Oh, I get it now, I'm not allowed to bring on toothpaste because it could be a weapon, but she's allowed on the plane. No, I don't mean with the teeth, I just mean in general - seriously, a few hours stuck with her is absolutely more deadly than any poison or knife I know of. Ugh.
