Oh, come on! A little while ago we heard rumors that Michael Jackson had been buried. Yesterday, his father said Jackson will actually be buried soon. Of course, no one will confirm this statement and Joe Jackson is a raving nutjob, so who knows what's actually going on here.

Michael Jackson's father said his son's body will be buried at a Los Angeles cemetery on August 29, which would have been his 51st birthday, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.

Joe Jackson told a Daily News reporter the plan was finalized in recent days.

Media reports last week said Jackson, who died June 25 of cardiac arrest, was buried in a private ceremony in early August. But those reports were based on unnamed sources and never confirmed by Jackson family representatives.

A Jackson family spokesman did not return calls seeking comment Monday, nor did a spokesman at Los Angeles' Forest Lawn cemetery, where Joe Jackson said his son would be buried.

The reason behind Jackson's cardiac arrest remains a mystery. The Los Angeles County Coroner's office has completed its autopsy report but its findings remain sealed until police conclude their investigation.

Ok, so, we don't know how he died, we don't know where he is, we don't know where he's going to be... that's about all we know. Man, there were all those times I wished Michael Jackson would just go away when he was alive and crazy - I guess I should be careful what I wish for, because it came true. *squints eyes real tight* I wish Jessica Alba will serve me cheesecake in only a thong. Did it work? Grandma, what are you doing here? What do you mean you changed your name to Jessica Alba. GAH! WILL I NEVER LEARN!