Britney Spears was in Florida in a bikini over the weekend, which is as close as she's come to wearing a bra in quite some time now. I'm not sure if it's the terrible lighting or the bucket of KFC she consumed just before getting into the water, but all the shots of her from behind look fantastic while the ones from the front make it look like she's The Wicked Witch of the West immediately after being soaked. I can just hear her screaming, "I'm melting, I'm melllllllllllting. Oh, what a world, what a world!" Psh, you're telling us Britney, we're the ones who have to actually look at you. Gross.