I know, I know, it's the most obvious title in the world. But look, sometimes these things need to be pointed out anyway. Remember yesterday when I said Kourtney wasn't saying who the father is or how far along she was? Well, today she said who the father is and how far along she is (former boyfriend Scott Disick and five months). But that's not the best part. This is:

Getting pregnant with Disick -- with whom she recently reunited after splitting in February -- was unplanned.

"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid," she admitted. (Us Magazine)

This is the part of Scott Disick's life where he kicks himself repeatedly for sleeping with idiot women. Oh course, he could have gotten into more trouble and banged Kourtney's more-famous sister, Kim, who seems creepily obsessed with the whole baby thing.

"She definitely thought it was going to be her first. Kim has, like, every baby name picked out," Kourtney said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show this morning.

"Kim...I don't think she was envious, but who knows," Kourtney went on of her sis, who recently split from Reggie Bush. "Kim gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out.

"Out of all of us, I was definitely the last one that was even thinking about it," Kourtney confessed, adding that she's due around Christmastime -- the same period as another E! reality star, Kendra Wilkinson.

You know, maybe this baby won't be such a bad thing. I mean, he or she is being born into a family full of infantile bratty children, I'm sure the new kid will fit right in.