Recently married Bruce Willis gave an interview to Access Hollywood where he talked about his former pick-up lines. Can you imagine going to a bar and being hit on by Bruce Willis? I sure can, it happened to me like eight times. I kept saying, Bruce, I'm into the ladies, but there he was trying to buy me a drink anyway. Seriously man, back off, just because it worked like three times before doesn't mean it will again tonight.
Bruce might enjoy being off the market now (having married model/actress Emma Heming) - but he still remembers some of his best pick-up lines from his single days.Oh yeah, Bruce Willis used a classier line to pick up his soon-to-be wife. He walked up to her and went, "Hey, I'm Bruce Willis and this is Bruce Willis's penis. Interested?" Boy was she ever."I'll give you my best line, my old line, my old single guy line," he told Access Hollywood. "You say, 'Hey... what are you doing for sex later?'"
And Bruce said even if the recipient is offended, one could play it off.
"[You could say,] 'I'm just kidding. It's a joke. I'm just kidding around, just trying to make you laugh,'" he continued.
And for the record, Bruce said he didn't try that line on Emma.
"I didn't have to use it on my wife," he said. "I'm saying that's my old school line!"
