In terrible news to ruin your morning, blonde-hottie Anna Farris got married. Huzzah, yay, congratulations and all that garbage. Here's not hoping you don't get divorced in the near future.

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt have tied the knot, a rep for the "House Bunny" star confirmed to Access Hollywood.

The couple wed in Bali on July 9 in a small ceremony, which they kept under wraps until Tuesday night, when the pair stepped out at the Malibu Reef Check Partnership - hosted by Anna - where her new husband sported a gold wedding band.

Chris, an actor who stars on "Parks & Recreation" and has appeared on "The OC" and "Bride Wars," got engaged to "The House Bunny" star Anna last year.

Ok, I took a few breaths and calmed down. I might have been a teensy bit too bitter above. Look, Anna, I'm happy for you. Seriously, I am. Chris seems like an awesome guy, and as long as he keeps allowing you to do movies where you're barely clothed and giggle a lot, I've got no problem with him. The best of luck to both of you.

*grumble mumble swear words*