Heidi Montag has penned a poem for her husband, and she wants the whole world to read her expression of love.

After The Today Show called off Monday's chat between Roker and Pratt and wife Heidi Montag (citing schedule changes), Spencer did what comes naturally: he Tweeted his dissatisfaction with Roker via a barrage of insults.

In yesterday's episode of "The Hills," Spencer Pratt reveals he almost had a vasectomy. MTV's favorite villain told wife Heidi Montag that he looked into the "seven-minute procedure" but in the end didn't go through with it.

Talk about frightening. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have dressed as Jon and Kate Gosselin for Halloween.

The new season of "The Hills" kicked off Tuesday night and one half of the show's most hated couple, Spencer Pratt, was busy revealing way too much information about his love life with wife Heidi Montag - along with taking swipes at Angelina Jolie, former

Spencer Pratt went to The New York Post to complain about the attention other people are getting and how he's better than everyone. So, basically, nothing's new.

The Daily Beast reported on Monday that Audrina Patridge, Lauren "Lo" Bosworth and Heidi Montag are all earning $100,000 an episode, just $25,000 less than ex-"Hills" star Lauren Conrad earned before she departed the show this summer.

Ryan Seacrest said that Heidi Montag should be Tased over his radio show, which pissed off Spencer.

Spencer and Heidi are in The Bahamas and so a slew of posed bikini and topless-douchebag photos have started hitting the Web.

Spencer may have demanded money to sunbathe and Heidi is going by her original name.

Heidi Montag talked about her sex life in the new Playboy Magazine.

Heidi Montag unveiled her Playboy cover at a movie premier.

Heidi and Spencer went on Alex Jones' radio show and they started going insain.

Al Roker made fun of Spiedi but they did not know who he was and it confused them.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to come back onto NBC's show, but it's not going to be easy.

Spencer and Heidi are quitting NBC's I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here! for good.

Spencer and Heidi filmed a Pizza Hut add and it makes me want to vomit.

Spencer Pratt gave the most douchebag interview ever to Complex.com