Scarlett Johansson posed for a photo shoot for the 2010 Spring/Summer campaign for Mango. I guess Mango is a clothing line or something - I don't really know or care - but she looks good in the pictures so I figured you'd enjoy them. So enjoy...

So peace out, Celebrity Milkshake, I'm out of here. It's been real fun, writing gossip, making fun of celebrities and posting about eight billion bikini photos, but sometimes you got to move on and do new things. I'm not sure what will happen with this blog - if anyone will pick up where I left off - but it's been a joy writing and working for you. I hope you had as much fun reading as I did... well... doing whatever it is I do here.

And, that's about it.

-Alex

Supermodel Bar Refaeli did a line of advertisements for Rampage, which gave her the opportunity to wear sexy clothing and pose in sexy poses. It then gave me the opportunity to feel like a pervert as I stared at her sexy clothing and sexy poses ... for about nine hours. Don't you DARE judge me!

Here's a fun little story from Us Weekly: During a meeting for her denim line, Jessica Simpson apparently let out a huge fart. Yep, you heard me - a fart, and it made everyone embarrassed ... Almost as embarrassed as you feel right now reading this story. Quick everyone, look look - it's the death of the media's dignity. Awww and it lived such a good long life.

EXCLUSIVE: A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart," says the insider.

"Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

It wasn't Simpson's first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, "You love my stinky ass," and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.

My favorite part is the "Exclusive" headline, because you need to know that Us Weekly is the only one covering Jessica's farts. You also need to know if you have a subscription to Us Weekly, you're officially going straight to hell ... or perhaps, you're already there.

Now, normally we don't cover political stories here at Celebrity Milkshake, but when they involve sex tapes, abortions and idiots, you bet your ass we do. Former Presidential-candidate John Edwards first said he did not cheat on his wife, despite there being photos of him with another woman. Then he came out and said he DID have an affair. Awesome. Now, his aide has written a book and is saying ... well ... this:

John Edwards' former aide, Andrew Young, claims in an upcoming interview with 20/20 that the former presidential candidate made a sex tape with his mistress, Rielle Hunter, and that Edwards pleaded with Hunter to get an abortion in 2007, ABC News reports.

Young and his wife, Cheri, found a sex tape they believe Edwards and Hunter "made just a couple of months before the Iowa caucuses," Young tells the news outlet. Although it's not clear if the woman in the tape is Hunter, Cheri Young said the woman in the video is wearing a bracelet and a thumb ring normally worn by the senator's former mistress.

Young also claims in the interview that Edwards tried to persuade Hunter to have an abortion. "The senator tried to convince her to have an abortion. ... He tried to convince me to convince Rielle to have an abortion," Young told the news outlet. He also said Hunter asked what he would do in the same situation and Young claims he told her he would not do it.

Edwards claimed paternity of Hunter's daughter for the first time last week. He and his wife of 32 years, Elizabeth, have since legally separated. Young's full interview will air on 20/20 this Friday. His book on Edwards and his extra-marital affair, The Politician, hits stores Jan. 30. (AP)

Hilarious! Man, there is never a better time to be an aide to a politician - those guys are always getting into wacky hi jinx! It'd be like living in a sitcom ... A mostly boring, government-regulated, paperwork-filled sitcom. Huzzah!

Now, as you've known from past entries, Celebrity Milkshake is a huge fan of Vicoria's Secret Model Miranda Kerr. However I'm a little disturbed by these new photos of her in St. Barts. I didn't think a girl could ever be too thin, but this is just creepy. I could take a pair of drumsticks and play the xylophone on her ribcage like in some Bugs Bunny cartoon. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm still digging what she's doing (and wearing), but seriously, Miranda, here's a sandwich. Enjoy.

(Attention) whore Denise Richards is milking the fact that she was married to Charlie Sheen and that Charlie Sheen is kind of insane. And although Charlie pulled a knife on his current wife, Denise had it worse. WAY WORSE. Get this - she was yelled at and pushed by him. *Gasp!* Say it's not so.

Denise Richards told Oprah Winfrey that ex-husband Charlie Sheen was verbally abusive to her during their marriage.

"There were times during the marriage where there was a lot of verbal abuse. He never hit me," Richards told Winfrey on Tuesday's Oprah Winfrey Show. "It was a lot of verbal arguments [that] got extremely heated [and] that scared me. ... I think that Charlie has a very sharp tongue."

Though Richards claimed Sheen never physically abused her, she did, however, tell Winfrey that Sheen pushed her.

Richards said that dealing with the public scrutiny during their contentious divorce was very difficult. "There were times where, especially when I filed the restraining order, I was humiliated. I was embarrassed," she said. "Of course when things are so public and being called all these things, it was very, very difficult. I hit rock-bottom during all of this."

Richards' children — Sam, 5, and Lola, 4 — gave her the courage to move forward. "I did not want this life for them," she said.

Richards, who said that she and her ex-husband are in a "great place now," called the situation between Sheen and his current wife, Brooke Mueller, "very sad." "They have two little baby boys. Their dad was, you know, in jail on Christmas," she said. "On the other hand, I think perhaps people can understand what I was going through a little bit."

Oh yes, we're all so sorry for your loss, Denise. It's a good thing you have a thriving career and great looks to keep you going or you might be on the verge of killing yourself ... oooooh, never mind.